for you, i’d paint the whole sky your favorite colour
Twilight Parody of the Day: The cast of Jersey Shore friggin’ sparkle in a Jimmy Kimmel-produced parody of everyone’s favorite myth-misappropriating abstinence-only parable.
[jkl.]
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Flip-Flop of the Day: Brisket Flip Flop from Etsy seller Sole Sensations.
Not entirely practical (being that it costs $295. And there’s only one. And it can’t be used.) But oh-so delicious.
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Flip-Flop of the Day: Brisket Flip Flop from Etsy seller Sole Sensations.
Not entirely practical (being that it costs $295. And there’s only one. And it can’t be used.) But oh-so delicious.
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Hard News Report of the Day: Comedian Ben Gleib, in his GoPotato reporter pants, talks to Twi-hards camped outside L.A. Live ahead of yesterday’s Eclipse premiere.
Twilarity ensues.
[comicscomic.]
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Adam Scott, Jimmi Simpson, and Brittany Snow star in deleted scenes from the iPhone 4 promo video, which presumably were removed for being slightly on the hyperbolic side (more than usual, that is).
(NSFW, dick and poop jokes.)
[fod.]
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Watermelon Shark of the Day: We’re gonna need a bigger fork.
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Watermelon Shark of the Day: We’re gonna need a bigger fork.
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